THE LOGICAL ENDING TO...
TOY STORY 2
Andy gets home from Cowboy Camp with a bunch of new toys (Jesse, BullsEye etc.) sitting on his bed with an Etch-A-Sketch note saying Welcome Home. He yells thanks, and credits roll.
Credits stop after only a few seconds. Camera cuts to the next meal. Andy says to his mom: "Hey mom, thanks for the new toys."
Andy's Mom: "What new toys?"
Andy: "You know, the cowgirl and horse on my bed."
Andy's Mom: "Ummmm, honey are you feeling OK?"
Andy: "Hold on, I'll get them!"
(Andy exits briefly, and returns with toys)
Andy: "See."
Andy's Mom "Where did you get those?"
Andy: "From you...right?"
Andy's Mom: "Ummmm, I didn't buy you these."
Andy: "But they were sitting on my bed with my other toys."
Andy's Mom gets up and dials 911.
Andy's Mom (to 911 operator): "I think someone has broken into our house!!"
911 Operator: "Have you noticed anything missing, ma'am?"
Andy's Mom: "No, but some new toys were found on my son's bed."
911 Operator: "Ma'am, you know it's a felony to fraudulently call 911 without an emergency."
Andy's Mom: "I'm not kidding! I didn't put those toys there."
911 Operator: *click*
Andy's Mom: "Hello? HELLO? Andy we need to move, NOW! Leave your toys here and get in the van!"
Andy: "BUT MOM!"
Andy's Mom: "No buts, your toys are haunted. Let's go!"
The scene continues with a large fuss and the eventual moving of Andy's family, leaving the toys behind.
Woody, who thinks there has been mistake, does another motivational speech and through impossible detective work, finds Andy's new address and get's the toys secretly into Andy's new house and specifically his bedroom. HOWEVER, not realizing Andy is not home, Andy's mom (walking by) notices the toys there. Certain now, they are possessed, she let's out a blood-curdling scream and takes all the toys and throws them in the fireplace. She douses them with lighter fluid and ignites every last one of them. Realizing it's the end they all start crying out to Andy's Mom who, freaked out even more, adds more fluid until all that's left is melted plastic goo.
Cue Randy Newman's "You've Got A Friend In Me." And closing credits resume and conclude.
NOW THAT'S A MOVIE!!
